You can file this one under, “Search for it and it will come.”

WTF does that mean? That means someone searched for Dawn Avril and I noticed that I didn’t have any Dawn Avril… so here ya go!

As I was flipping through Dawn’s site my buddy came over. He is talking about how he needs a girlfriend and he needs to get laid and basically he is talking like a pussy.

I suggest he listen to Tom Lykis. If you have never heard of Tom you can click his name and tune in online. The Tom Lykis Show is a syndicated talk show (means it is picked up nationwide). On the show Tom teaches you how to be a real man and stop being a sperm donor waiting to owe child support to some bitch…

So anyway… I point to my screen and Dawn Avril. He is like, “Who is she?” Oh… Just one of the hottest teen solo models on the planet… that’s who!

I suggest he should go home and smoke a big spliffy and buy a membership to Dawn Avril (through my affiliate link of course!) and soon he will forget about this whole girlfriend thing. Getting a girlfriend is as good as getting a bitch pregnant because that is what is going to happen eventually.

Think about it. How many couples do you know where their first kid was on purpose? I know I can count them on one hand. Hundreds upon hundreds of couples and I can only think of three or four that had their kids by choice (one might have been lying… who wants to tell their first born that they were an accident?).

When Oprah and Doctor Phil denounce porn I just have to laugh. How many more fucking people do they think this world can handle? Third world countries don’t need condoms and AIDS pamphlets. They need porn and broadband Internet connections. How else are they going to enjoy DawnAvril.com?

Dawn Avril updates with a new video and two new photos each week. You also get live web cam shows and the archived shows of weeks past. Dawn is also giving you access to her friend’s, Gianna and Cassie, live cam shows too!