I have to say… I am fucking pissed off!

It used to be that in order to see young hotties like Brittany Marie above you had to buy Playboy’s Fresh Faces magazine from a newsstand… separately from your current Playboy Magazine subscription.

Now’a’days you just have to buy one site and you get the entire network of Playboy at your finger tips? Fuck me! You people have it much easier than I did before this whole Internet thing came about. If I want to check out Miss March of 2005 I have to dig through my boxes of magazines. All you people have to do is make a few mouse clicks? Come on, Playboy. Why don’t you just give the entire network away for Christ’s sakes?

Well… Actually, they almost do. It only costs $14.95 to join the Playboy Cyber Club and get thousands of girls delivered to your monitor. Sheesh… Where was all of this when I was a young buck?

Not to mention now you can chat with models live, talk to models and other members in the message boards and more. Come to think of it, I love the Internet. I am just glad all of this came about before I met my maker.

Time for me to go have some dirty time with Brittany Marie. See ya on the inside!