Really smart people that like to pretend they are actually smarter than they are refer to masturbation as the lowest common denominator of the human race. I say they like to appear smarter because many of them claim not to masturbate and if you ask me,

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I consider myself to be one lucky mother fucker. I grew up in a medium sized town during the 80’s and my parents were party animals. People that like to party hearty usually have pretty relaxed attitudes and ideas about most things, my parents, and their friends, were no exception!

Some days I would feel like I was getting hit from all sides with hotness. We had some neighbors with a daughter my age and we both went through puberty about the same time. She wore a yellow one piece and had blonde hair with boobs about the same size as the ones on Taylor Swanson above.

Take a good long look at that body above. Now, imagine that bathing suit is wet. Oh yeah… Tons of nipple action, the bottom portion going right up her wet pussy. Life was good!

And it only got better! Her mom was a freaking hot piece of MILF candy. Her tits were huge and perfectly formed. She liked to wear one of those woven bikinis with holes in the weave big enough to let her giant nipples poke through. Every guy had his eyes on those erasers and she always pretended she didn’t even notice… Yeah right!

Like mother, like daughter… Not only did her nips poke on through, her bush did one hell of a job on the bottom end. She trimmed it up real nice and shaved the lips… How do I know? In a suit like hers it was more like, how couldn’t you know?

Perhaps that is why I am into babes in bikinis so much and Next Door Models has dozens of models giving you five updates a week. They try and fit into tiny bikinis, wet t-shirts, clingy wet panties and more. This is the shit your masturbation dreams are made of and it is all in crystal clear HD!

I grew up with Playboy magazine in the house. I came to enjoy and prefer their style of nudity. Nothing vulgar, just women being as beautiful as they can be. Perhaps that is why I enjoy Only Tease so damn much!

The British have one thing they do that nobody else can touch and that is dress their secretaries in some naughty-ass fashion! They have style American secretaries lack. Who wears those panties? Only the British and when you see panties like those you know you are in for a whirlwind sex session!

I often wondered what grandpa’s obsession with Benny Hill Show was all about. Then one day I sat down and watched the show. Jesus H. Christ, smoking hot women parading around in garter belts, bras, panties, short skirts… No wonder why the old bugger was glued to the TV when Benny came on!

You can see what gramps was so excited about over at Only Tease. They have hundreds of women wearing thousands of garments. Don’t let the name fool you though, they do more than just tease!

Oh, Nicole… Not to get too punny on you, but you are going to be the death of me, girl!

Nicole Graves started her career in porn back in 2005. She started out as a topless model and then was found by Penthouse where she become a Pet of the Month. This led to her being found by Twistys and her popularity with the members sparked the need for her own web site!

Not hard to see why… again, no pun intended…

On her site Nicole does hardcore and updates weekly with a new video and pics. Members of Nicole Graves also get access to her live web cam.

OK, I have got to tell you a little story… So the web cam pops on and I don’t think she realized it did because of daylight savings. There is Nicole wearing panties and a bra eating sushi. After about 30 seconds she realizes the camera is on and you can see her check the time in her monitor. An “Oh Shit!” light bulb goes off above her head!

She apologizes and everybody is like… No! Continue eating, we will wait. Well, she did have some chow mien too so she is slurping those up and guys are like, “OH FUCK YEAH, BABY!”

Pretty soon guys are making requests to put some of this and that on her nipples and lick it off… put the chopsticks in your… you get the idea! Hottest fucking webcam session ever. It was like playing with your high school crush… Only she is a porn star!

So anyway… Get all of the Nicole Graves content in one place with one password and a $1, two day trial. If you don’t like it, cancel… If you do, stay a member and Nicole will be the death of you too!

Raise your dick if you thought you were the only one that masturbated in high school. Ah, I see you already have your dick raised. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Chicks masturbate just as much as guys do, if not more!

Zuzana Z. from Alp Girls is a pleasure to watch when she masturbates. Her pussy is so soft and tender. It is kind of an “a-duh” that she masturbates when you think about it. If you had those perky tits and that soft pussy you’d be touching yourself too!

The Alp Girls add new videos weekly and have over 40 models. Not bad for a multi-model site that is just starting out. As the name suggests the girls all wear Swiss Milk Maid uniforms. How fucking hawt is that?!?!

Along with the masturbation videos you also get lesbian videos featuring some very hot lesbian sex. Which brings up another truth. Your girlfriends in high school swapped more spit with other girls than you did!

I like simple things. No, not because I am lacking of mind, it’s actually quite the opposite. Unlike most blog-masters I do all my own coding. I do all of the design. I prefer to learn new things and one of the things I’ve learned is to cut down on the time it takes to finish any given task.

Therefor, I enjoy elegant things. Things that are pared down to the bare minimum. Things like FemJoy. They started a company and they needed to name it something. We all like women and who doesn’t need more joy in their life? FemJoy!

They also shoot their picture sets and videos with minimum attire on their models. So elegant, so perfect!

So enjoy Lizzie and over 750 other models, plus daily updates! Take the tour and check the updates page. December was certainly a month to remember!.

Christmas is right around the corner. It is fucking getting cold out there and I live in Southern California! One thing that always spices up those cold winter evenings is a smoking hot babe in satin panties!

Only Silk and Satin is your home away from home if you are into babes wearing nothing but silk and/or satin. With over one hundred and eighty models and almost three hundred videos there is a lot of fun to be had!

Plus, with an Only All Sites password you can have Only Silk and Satin and all of the other sites they run including the one that started it all, Only Tease, the pantyhose site Only Opaques, everybody’s favorite, Only Secretaries, and more!

Ever heard of the expression, six ways till Sunday? Well, it was created for Jessie, the girl above. God created the perfect sex partner when he created this beach babe!

Alluring Vixens is all about hot babes in bikinis. They don’t shoot anything else and they do a kick ass job of it. The site updates weekly and features 18 hot babes in various bikinis and also without any bikinis as the videos progress. Typically the a week of updates includes three picture sets and two hot videos.

Members also get access to free cam shows by models like Shyla Jennings! And the best part? No calendars, just bikinis!

Well, Thanksgiving is over… Thank God!

It’s time for the country to ratchet up the wheels of consumerism by ushering in a very festive Christmas as soon as possible. What better way to do that then to give you a sexy Santa?

Her name is Sabrina Maree  and she is here to put some joy back into your life. Don’t worry about offending her by releasing your belt, she’ll just think you ate too much turkey 😉

Twistys has been giving you babes to drool over for almost a decade now. They update on an aggressive schedule with new videos and photo sets coming out on a daily basis. What was once a pipe dream has blown up into an industry icon!

Along with the softcore stuff normally associated with Playboy, at Twistys you also get the hardcore stuff Playboy won’t touch! It’s like having two sites in one!

So find the time to give yourself an early present this year with a membership to Twistys!

Today we are going to discuss the "Cleft of Venus" and the Only All Sites pass.

Let’s start by telling you what a Cleft of Venus is. First off, not every girl has one. Second, Natalia above has one and it is fine-as-fuck! Finally, a Cleft of Venus is created by the Labia Major coming together with the Minor lips being recessed and not visible. Most orthodox devotees who appreciate girls with a Cleft of Venus also believe the clitoral hood must also not be visible from beneath the cleft.

Girls that have a Cleft of Venus often show more camel toe than girls without. Because of this, camel toe admirers often appreciate Cleft of Venus too. In fact, a camel toe is often seen as the first clue that a girl might have a Cleft of Venus!

I cannot say that all of the girls in the Only All Sites network have a Cleft of Venus. There is plenty of camel toe though, since all of the girls are wearing clingy panties, lingerie and more!

The gallery above is from Art Lingerie. It is one of the many sites in the Only All Sites network. If you enjoy women wearing very little and you enjoy lots of panty shots this is definitely a pass you are going to treasure!

Some more gallery examples: Cheerleader, Schoolgirl and Just Plain Hot!

It is amazing what you can do with a set of tits. Domino wasn’t born with huge tits per se. She has what most women would consider small tits! After all, they are only B-cups!

But you take a set of B’s and you put them on a 115lb body and guess what? Those B’s suddenly look like D’s!

Twistys has been brining you the hottest women in the world for nine years. The site started as a hobby for Shap and his wife. It has since blossomed into a mega-site featuring all of the hottest babes. It has basically come down to this, if you haven’t been shot by Twistys yet, you’re a nobody!

In the videos above Domino massages those wonderful tits of hers. She gets herself so excited knowing tens of thousands of guys from around the world are going to watch this video that you can literally see her juice dripping from her wet pussy!

Hurry up and join because right now Twistys is giving away the trial for $1! Twistys updates several times a day and each model often has hundreds to thousands of photos in several sets. They also have dozens, if not hundreds, of videos each!

Grab that special pricing and remember, if she ain’t a Twistys girl, she ain’t worth your time!

So I am searching for Madden the NFL video game and in my search results is a site for Meet Madden the solo model babe that just happens to be hotter than all fuck!

This babe is straight out of the pages of Playboy Magazine. Her site updates weekly with a new video and picture sets. I only wish I had found this site sooner!

I was looking around for something to post about and I came across this video of Ashlynn Brooke and it sparked a memory from back in the day…

It all started when the girl next door, who was a few years older than me, asked me to come over and swim. She had just moved in weeks before and didn’t seem to go out much. Being older than I was she was fully developed with some perky tits and a round bottom, both of which looked amazing in her bikini.

When I arrived I didn’t know what to expect. Both her mom and dad were gone and there was nobody there. I asked if she’d invited anyone else and she said no and we went into the backyard.

My Ashlynn Brooke look-a-like jumped into the pool and when she came up for air she asked if I was getting in. I did a canon-ball which she wasn’t very impressed with. Older broads…

After splashing around she mentioned she’d like to catch some sun and she climbed aboard a raft floating by her. Once out of the pool I could see her nipples were noticeably hard and her shaved pussy sucked her wet bikini bottoms right into the cleft.

I got out and went to a lounge chair and caught some rays myself while I tried to figure this chick out. Did she swim all the time? Did she get bored and just want somebody to come over? Did she want to talk about something? If so, why’d she pick sunbathing, which is usually a silent activity, as a way to get me over to her house?

The wind blew her raft around so she faced to my right and I could gaze at her boobs without her realizing it. I could so see the cleft of her pussy still. I felt my dick twitching and pretty soon it was uncomfortably pushing on the confines of my swim trunks. I tried to position it so it would be the least noticeable and figured I’d doze off and so it’d go back down.

While I slept I had a dream and in that dream this girl and I were rubbing each others genitals while kissing madly. She undid her blouse and her front clasping bra so I could suck on her nipples. Just as my tongue started working on her nipple the light changed. It got darker and I heard a faraway voice…

The girl had exited the pool unbeknownst to me. Now she was standing over me, one leg on either side of the chair, hence the shadow. I opened my eyes and caught the tail end of her asking if I was excited. I looked up puzzled and she pointed at my pecker. It was pitching quite a tent.

"Do you pull on that and think about girls in their bikinis?" She asked coyly.

"Um. No. I…" Was all I could answer with.

"Sure you do. I bet you were dreaming of my hand pulling on it for you… but you know you are the only one that actually pulls on it. Don’t lie to me. I want to watch you pull on it." She commanded.

Up until this point I had never received such a request and had no idea how to take it. Was she serious? Was this a trick? Was she video taping me? I took in my surroundings looking for a camera lens.

"Nobody else is here. Would it help if you saw my naked boobs?" With that she untied her top and threw it to the side. She then licked her fingers and teased her nipples until they were hard. This really made my dick want to explode!

"OK, I will show you mine if you show me yours." Now she grasped both sides of her bikini bottoms and waited for me to do the same.

Not wanting to blow this I undid the string holding my bathing suit up and began moving them down. She did the same and just as my pecker popped out her pussy came into full view. The sun on my cock felt weird. I had never been naked outside before.

"Just hold it for me and I will hold mine open for you." She said as she used her fingers to show me her vulva and her clit.

Precum began to ooze out of my cock and I reflexively began to rub it around the head and then down the shaft.

"That’d a good boy. Now pull on it and show me what you do when you think of girls in their bikinis."

I had already started and so I figured I might as well finish. After a few minutes I grabbed a towel from the chair next to us and shot my load into it.

"Wow! That was a lot! Maybe you should pull on it more often for me so it doesn’t get so backed up!" She exclaimed.

Then she lowered herself onto my face and I instinctively began licking her clit. She ground her crotch so hard into my face it was almost too painful to bare! She came too and then handed me back my trunks.

"My dad’s do home any time now. You should go." She said as we got dressed and she took me by the hand to the side yard gate.

She kissed me, with tongue and then squeezed my cock. "Go pull on this for me, OK? I’ll call you tomorrow."

Ashlynn Brooke can bring back such memories because she isn’t some used up, coke addicted porn star. She is a successful performer that just happens to work in the porn industry.

She has juicy tits and a fine ass. Her beaver looks like a sweet peach waiting for you to poke it. I bet it tastes like nectar! Members also get access to all of her porn star friends and her entire DVD library of work!

America had Jenna Jameson. Then she removed her fake chin and lost all of her weight. Now we have something that looks like an alien to masturbate to…? NOT!

What was America to do? Change its tastes in voluptuous women? Hell no! We imported Sunny Leone from India, that’s what we did! Now you can watch a full sized hottie complete with curves and an hourglass figure getting it on!

SunnyLeone.com updates weekly with new picture sets and a new video. Everything is shot in HD and you can even download entire videos of this Indian porn star!

Brooke Becker grew up in Texas and found she was a little too wild for such a conservative state. She packed her bags and moved to Vegas where she could let it all hang out and that is just what she did!

She is a true pin-up girl. Brooke’s photos have graced the covers of men’s magazines like Maxim and numerous biker mags, calendars, car show mags and more!

You can get all of her content in one location on the official Brooke Becker site. Her picture galleries and video updates feature her big boobs, her tight body and her beautiful ass! Right now Brooke is running a special, join now for only $12.95 and you can keep that price for life!