When you get all literal and shit, Micro Bikinis are actually quite stupid. I mean, come on… You cannot wear this bikini unless it is a nude beach and if it is a nude beach, why wear a fucking bikini?

At least that is what I thought because I headed on over to Wicked Weasel and ordered one for my old lady. Now I think I get it. She wears her bikini in our pool when the kids are away.

Fuck me if I don’t get a half-mast boner every time I see that bikini just lying around the house. The kids saw it and wondered what in the fuck it was. I said racing stripes and we left it at that.

Bikini Dare is the place to go to see hot models and even a few amateurs wearing nothing but micro bikinis. They have every hair color, breast size and booty type. It is like they shuffle the girls and the bikinis and let nature take its course.

Sure, grandma probably wouldn’t approve of this site, but I am pretty sure grandpa wouldn’t mind it in moderation. He’d probably be handing granny her bingo money hand over fist just to get rid of her for a while.

There are over 1,000 videos and many more picture sets at Bikini Dare. I used to have a pinup poster of Heather Thomas on my wall when I was a teen. She was wearing an early 80’s pink bikini. Oh how I wish I could have seen her in the suit above!

Until then… there will always be Bikini Dare!